VWM – Vulva World Map

#MoreInfoLessBullshit

Vulvas & penises are as different as faces and many people, don’t seem to know that. Bing({‚})h as well as the Vulva World Map are celebrating diversity and want to cordially invite you to this party!

Urgent appeal!

Each international nickname becomes one playing card and 54 cards become Bing({‚})h – the Vulva Bingo.

Thanks you so much for your great support & all those interesting names, which I am painting one after another. However, we’re not there yet: Help Bing({‚})h search for more vulva nicknames to first create a Vulva Bingo and then – on a long run – the Vulva World Map (in programming learn process ^_^)!

Plz share your knowledge & send / tweet Bing({‚})h your local Vulva nickname:

infoh@bingoh.ooo

Until programming learn process is finished, plz find a regularly updated list of the beautiful names we learned so far #VivaLaVulva #VivaLosGenitales #MoreInfoLessBullshit ❤️:

Country language NAME original English German
Albania   Picicuk, Tiraspol?    
Araber   Bei den Babymädchen sagen sie Nâz, das heißt so viel wie „niedlich, süß“    
Argentinien   concha Mussle Schale, Muschel
Armenia Armenian Chinne   – kleine Muschi (sehr ähnlich an Hexe)
Armenia   պուց *bul-sḱ-, extended from the root *bul- (“to swell”)  
Australia   Pink bits    
Australia, Melbourne   Beet Curtains Beet Curtains  
Australien   AXE Wound AXE Wound Axtwunde
austria   fut   fotze, früher auch Hintern bedeutet hat, daher verw. mit alemannisch Füdla = Arsch“
Bahamas   Crabby (Crabbie) Crabby Krabbe
Bosnia Herzegovina   piçka    
Brasil   A Figa Fig Feige
Brasil Portugese brasil Buceta    
Brasil   Borboleta Butterfly Schmetterling
Bulgaria   слива plum Pflaume
Bulgaria       softer, weiches Brot
Bulgaria   Minja, muha(NM)a    
Caracas, Izla, Maroca   Cuca Totona    
Cheque Republic   Muslicka (s card!)    
Chile   concha Mussle Muschel
China mandarin 桃花源 Garden of peach blossom  
Colombia   El Choncho    
costa rica   panocha, mico    
Cuba   papaja Papaja Papaja
Ecuador   ceviche, cevichazo Cold fish soup with lemo Kalter fisch
Egypt     Camel Toe ?? Kamelhöcker
el Salvador   mico   Seidenäffchen
el Salvador   pupusa stuffed thick flatbread Tortilla mit eingebackener Füllung
el Salvador   cosita cute little thing Süße, kleine Sache
el Salvador   cuca Propbably Short form of cucaracha, Kurzform von Kakerlake
el Salvador   conchita   muschel?
Estonia   Mätas Sod Rasenstück
Finnland   Pillu   Herzen?
Finnland   Pipari (the ginger bread cookie)    
France   Chatte cat Katze
France   La Moule Blue mussel Miesmuscheln
France   La luna Moon  
Georgia   ფუჩუ kind nickname (most common)  
Georgia     (ashole, funny sound)  
Germany   Dose can  
Germany   fotze    
Germany   Bär bear  
Germany   Muschi cat Katze
Germany, berlin   Stickermaid    
Great Britain   Muff muff Muff
Great Britain   Fadge    
Greece   μουνί   ? auch schnecke
Greenland   Utsuk Seal fat Seerobbe
Guatemala   cuchara Spoon Löffel
Hongkong Cantonese 鮑魚 abalone Seeohr (Muschel)
India   कटोरा bowl Schüssel
India, Nepal, Hinduism influenced areas of Southeast Asia Sanskrit योनि Yoni Ursprung
Iran   Kos / Kous    Vulva / Fotze (aber Erinnerung an Kuss)
Iran       > niedlich, süß (Babymädchen)
Ireland   Pit shellless crab  
Ireland   Vajayjay    
Ireland   Hooha    
ISRAEAL, Hebrew   נרתיק Pouch  Tasche
Italy   patata potato Kartoffel
Italy   La Bernarda Questionmark Fragezeichen
Italy   passera Prunella Braunelle (Gattung der Lippenblüter)
Italy   Farfallina Butterfly Schmetterling
Italy Naples Fessa    
Italy Sicily Fissa (fessura/fenditure) ?? fissa = permanent // fessura = slot (Einschnitt, Ritze, Nische) // fenditure = slit, cracks (Sprung, Riss, Bruch)  
Italy   pacchio (Panaro) bread basket  
Italy   Patatina (patata) potato  
Italy   figa fig  
Italy? Sicily cicada? (Zirpe)   Zikade
Jamaica   Punany 1980s (originally West Indian): perhaps from poon  
Japan   ビラビラ  butterfly Schmetterling, Schamlippen
Japan   タコ octopus Krake
Japan   われめちゃん   sweet crack / crack-chan
kazakhstan   Pilotka   Spezieller hut (auch mehreren
kazakhstan   piroggen    
Klingon   woS Lips Lippen
Kroatien   Krafnica donut kleiner Krapfen (krachen)
Kroatien   dagnjica   kleine miesmuschel (miesmuschelchen) wegen der form des Muschelfleisches
Kroatien   školjkica   kleine Muschel (muscheligen)
Kroatien   kokica chicken Hühnchen
Curdish
/Araber: Kos / Kous
  Quz   Vulva / Fotze (aber Erinnerung an Kuss)
Latvia   Vaverite ?? (s. Card) squirell Eichhörnchen
Lebanon     kiss (farj – more official)
Lebanon, beirut   صلصة سريراتشا hot souce scharfe sosse
Macedonia   Печка Oven Ofen
Major   Pussy cat Katze
Marocco   tina  
Mexico   panochita (panocha auch Rohrzucker) ear Ähre
Mexico   Chango Monkey Affe
Mexico   Aspirina Aspirin?  
Mexico   Tesorito little treasure  
Netherlands   Poes cat Katze
Netherlands   Pruin (prune) plum? Pflaume?
Netherlands   Doos Box Dose
Nicaragua   Bicho Bug Käfer
Norwegen   (ei) mus, musa mouse Maus
Norwegen   – (ei) dås, dåsa Some kind of box, it’s an old word for it, in elder days the box the men put their chew tobacco in was called dåse,  
Norwegen   – (en) blomst, blomsten flower.  
Malawi, Zambia,
Zimbabwe & Mozambique
Nyanja Nyini
   
Panama   Araña Spider Spinne
POLAND    Pusia Does not have exact meaning, but it is something sweet and you would like to hug it   
POLAND    Mysz Mouse  
POLAND    Muszla= seashell, and “sowa,” or owl.    
POLAND    Cipa (cipka,cipeczke, cipunie, cipcie) hen Henne (altpolnisch)
Portugal   papaja Papaja Papaja
Portugal   Pomba Pidgeon Taube
Portugal   Cona    
Rajasthan, Indien Hindi  नारंगी की पॉ Orange Slice Orangenspalte
Rajasthan, Indien Hindi     Wasserpot……wird aber nur in der Phrase, „ich gehe in den Wasserpot und erfreue mich daran“, verwendet und nicht als Einzelwort)
Republica Moldova   păsărică little bird kleiner Vogel
Romania     place where we
Sit on > nest
 
Romania   pisică cat  
Russia   Vvimu ? / Vuimv / Vimv ?? (s. Card    
Russia   Matrjoschka ????    
Russia     Balalaika  
Russia     Varenik Kartoffeltaschen
Russia     Pilmeshka  
Senegal (olof, bantu spre)   Luef become werden
Serbia   писта Street Strasse
Serbia   пизда cunt  
Serbia   Рибица deminutiv of fish  
Serbia   мачкица deminutiv of cat  
Slowenien Muca cat (kleine Katze)
Slowenien   Krapek freshwater fish ein Süßwasser Fisch
Slowenien   Lulika   (ist so was wie Mumu)
Spain Andalusien
(chocho)
Chocho / altramuz Andean Lupin = special bean & flower Lupine (Wolfsbohne oder Feigbohne, Hülsenfrucht)
Spain   (toto, papo, conjo)    
Spain   coño   fotze (Cunnus, latin: cunnus
Spain   alu aluminium  
Spain       dackel
Spain   castava chestnut  
Spain   felpudo doormat  
Spain   conejo rabbit  
Spain   almecha clamp  
Stuttgart   Ätsch    
Tanzania, Kenya, Democratic
Republic of the Congo,
Uganda, Burundi, Rwanda,
Malawi, Mozambik, Zambia,
Comoros, Mayotte, Somalia
Swahili Kuma cunt  
Sweden   Snippa small jug for cream and a type of boat Ruderboot
Sweden   Fitta    
Switzerland   Schnäggä Snail Schnecke
Switzerland   Punami, Mumn, Muschi    
Taiwan   妹妹    Ma ma = vagina (> BiBi“ & for guy is „GiGi „)
Thailand   Khunloog   Kind der Erde
thajikistan     small flower  
thajikistan     kus (cunt) fotze
Mzuzu in Malawi, east of
Zambia & south of Tanzania
Tumbuka Choli    
Turkey   Kavun Honey Melon  
Turkey   şeftali peach  
Turkey   Hazne y   kleines Ding um etwas zu verstecken
Turkey   uva house  
UK (?USA)   fanny (pack)   der Po pl.: die Pos/ , (Brit.) [vulg.] die Muschi pl.: die Muschis [vulg.]
fanny pack (Amer.)>die Bauchtasche pl.: die Bauchtaschen
fanny pack (Amer.)>die Gürteltasche pl.: die Gürteltaschen
UKRAINE   КИЦЯ cat katze
Ukraine   розкішницяя luxiries in the feminin (diamant, glitter) Pracht
USA   Chichi Chichi ?Lachendes Gesicht?
USA   Cookie Cookie Keks
USA   Beaver Beaver Biber
Vietnam     Lon (can) dose
Vietnam     Diem (little bird) kleiner Vogel
  Arabic  كوسة  Zucchini  Zucchini

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Let's Talk About abalones, octopuses, cats and courgettes! What do they have in common? That’s right! They’re all creative expressions for the vulva! How so? All of the above are nicknames for "vagina", or to be more precise, "vulva". The vagina is only one of many important parts of the female organ. Didn't know that? Neither did Bing({'})h's inventor Simone Orgel before she started on her exciting expedition through the wonderful world of vulvas. Today, she hopes to share her explorative adventures with all you marvelous Vulverines out there. ...more

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